| The Generic Teenager Stereotype |
</td>| Do you drink [alcohol]?: | once in a while.. not majorly drunk thou |
| Do you party a lot? How often?: | no |
| Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: | hahahaha |
| How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: | 45674451256 |
| Do you skip classes? How often?: | uhh.. EVERYDAY! i lost credit in 2 classes |
| Do you have casual sex? Protected?: | ohhhh yeah baby! NO! |
| Do you steal?: | depends on what it is.. |
| Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: | ?? uhhhh define affair! stupid ditzy bitch! |
| Do you drool over celebrities?: | whaaaaaaat??? only some! |
| Do you watch a lot of TV?: | not really |
| Do you ever watch the News?: | umm no |
| Do you even care about world issues?: | blah blah blah |
| Do you read books often?: | not really |
| Are you failing a lot of your classes?: | nope! only one! yay! lol |
| Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: | about half of my life is with them! |
| Do you smoke cigarettes?: | i quit! wooooo! |
| Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: | i go there a lot yeeesh! |
| Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: | ehh.. usually but nothing serious |
| Do you cuss a lot?: | heh.. prolly more than i should |
| Are you desperate to fit in?: | be serious |
| Are you intelligent?: | sometimes! |
| The Goth Stereotype |
</td>| Black lipstick?: | i HATE lipstick! unless its nice n liquidy instead of dry n gooessness! |
| Black eyeliner?: | heeeeeal yeah |
| Black eyeshadow?: | uh huuuh |
| Black trenchcoat?: | dont have one? |
| Black boots?: | wanna lend me 6 million dollars?? |
| Black fishnets?: | eh |
| Black nail polish?: | yup |
| Cigarettes?: | nooo |
| Heavy metal music?: | uh huh |
| Marilyn Manson?: | ahh oo ga!! |
| Kittie?: | freak yeah! |
| Cradle of Filth?: | uh huuuuuuuuh |
| Constant frown and perpetual angst?: | uh... hmmm |
| Do you like to be seen as: | repeat the question? |
| Are you an intellectual?: | mm sure! |
| An atheist?: | no? |
| Horrible home life?: | not really.. it sucks occasionally a lot thou |
| Hopelessly depressed?: | mmm |
| Suffering with suicidal idealations?: | definitely not |
| Self-mutilation?: | no |
| The Punk Stereotype |
</td>| Plaid?: | surely |
| Big black boots?: | 6 MILLION DOLLARS NOW! |
| Mohawk?: | uhh sooooo sexy! |
| Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: | wan em.. cant get em |
| Loud, confident and opinionated?: | if im feelin super quirky |
| Wild hair colors?: | hell yeah.. but not usually on me |
| NOFX?: | uh huh |
| Rancid?: | uhhhh huuuuuuuuuh |
| Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: | shut up |
| A: | banana? |
| The Jock Sterotype |
</td>| What's your IQ?: | |
| Do you watch a lot of sports?: | |
| Play a lot of sports?: | |
| Talk a lot about sports?: | |
| Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: | |
| Are you arrogant?: | |
| Are you a male or female whore?: | |
| Are you homophobic?: | |
| Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: | |
| But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: | |
| Boobs = yes?: | |
| Parties = yes?: | |
| Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: | |
| The Girl Stereotype |
</td>| Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: | |
| Have you ever been on a diet?: | |
| How much did you lose?: | |
| Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: | |
| Make yourself throw up?: | |
| Make-up?: | |
| Low-cut tops?: | |
| How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: | |
| Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: | |
| Giggle a lot?: | |
| What's the deal with boys?: | |
| Thongs?: | |
| Pretty bras?: | |
| YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: | |
| Who's the weaker sex?: | |
| Are you a feminist?: | |
| Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: | |
| How often do you shave your legs?: | |
| How about your armpits?: | |
| Are you emotional?: | |
| Especially when on your period?: | |
| This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] |
</td>| Originality or Acceptance?: | |
| Independence or Companionship?: | |
| Stability or Freedom?: | |
| Personal or Interpersonal?: | |
| Introvert or Extrovert?: | |
| Popularity or Isolation?: | |
| Unique or Loved?: | |
| Understood or Individual?: | |
| You or Them?: | |